What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time?
Pleased to eat you!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with
Why did the monster cross the road?
Because he was hungry for chicken
Knock knock
Who's there
I'm going to eat
I'm going to eat who?
I'm going to eat you!!
Pleased to eat you!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with
Why did the monster cross the road?
Because he was hungry for chicken
Knock knock
Who's there
I'm going to eat
I'm going to eat who?
I'm going to eat you!!