A: A bulldozer!
Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
A: Because it was not peeling well
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
A: Sunday, of course!
Q: Why is t so important to stick insect?
A:Because otherwise it would be called a sick insect!
Q: What is the worst vegetable to have on a boat?
A: A leek !
Q: Who invented King Arthur's round table ?
A : Sir Conference !