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September jokes

9/5/2013

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  • Q:  What do you call a sleeping bull?
    A:  A bulldozer!

    Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
    A: Because it was not peeling well

    Q: Why is England the wettest country?
    A:  Because the queen has reigned there for years!

    Q:  Why do fish live in salt water?
    A:  Because pepper makes them sneeze!

    Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
     A: He wanted cold hard cash!

    Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    A: Frostbite.

    Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
    A: Sunday, of course!

    Q: Why is t so important to stick insect?
    A:Because otherwise it would be called a sick insect!

    Q: What is the worst vegetable to have on a boat?
    A: A leek !

    Q:  Who invented King  Arthur's round table ?
    A : Sir Conference  !
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